Find Bahrum's legguards.
Why I be standing in the grain crate? Long story short, there were hornets and some Dragonmaw that showed up at a bad time. I got away safely, but the bastards took off with me legguards!
My sister made those for me from scratch, even engraved my name on... I would die of shame if she found out I lost 'em.
Please find 'em for me - I saw the pant thief going into that fortress over there. I'm going to stay here for *ahem* cover.
And don't be asking what a Wildhammer wears under his kilt!