Commander Schnottz just wants a hug...
Vhich vay vill zhings turn out? Hmm?
Vill I turn on my dark master, whoever zhat might be?
Vill I learn to become a more sensitif and compassionate leader? Vill I go so far as to drop my adorable dialect?
Or vill I embrace my aspirations and press forvard at all costs, never satisfied until all of Azerozh is mine?
And vhat zhen, hmm?
Maybe it vill all come togezher next veek...
...or maybe zhe veek after zhat...