Slay Chip Endale.
Dude! You're never going to guess who's out on the oil platform to the north.
<Ace shakes head in disbelief.>
Chip's out there, and he's working for the Trade Prince. That traitor's now working for the other team. But worse, I heard he's going out with your ex-girlfriend, Candy Cane!
I don't know about you, but if he was going out with my ex, I'd do something about it.